Scene 1 KK1: Wait i am talking to a girl KK2: Shit you have run into such bad days man KK1: What do you mean, i am Jobless KK2: You also resign KK1: Where do i resign from ? KK2: Resign from Job of Jobless .... KK1: Then what will i do ? KK2: You will be jobless no more. KK1: Then KK2: You start fasting, fast until death . KK1: Add some reason ? kk2: Go sit in front of the parliament on fast until death citing, corruption, lack of governance, problem in Pakistan, China's problem, Putin obsession with young girls and , and and...... KK1: then KK2: Then some one will offer you lacs to give up ... repeat the same thing every six months dude you have a job. Scene 2 KK1: I have been sleeping since long. KK2: Oh reminds me of a person who also use to sleep like you in his youth. Once he slept so long that when he woke up he was old with white hairs and white beards :P Scene 3 KK1: What would be the antonym of "congratulations" KK2: humm i thin...